USS Seattle (Archive)
Christmas One Shot
A Christmas Story
A Christmas Story
22 December 2023
—- Ready Room, USS Seattle —- “The Ambassador’s party has beamed down,” Commander Shraa Th’risris said as she looked at the bottle of wine, not that she understood much about human wines. Was 2387 a good year, she much preferred the ice wine of her home world, something to send a [...]
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