USS North Sea (Archive)
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4 February 2023
Over 20 years ago, the USS Enterprise-D discovered a Dyson Sphere, an alien megastructure built around a star. Such a structure was thought impossible and discussed only in theory. Yet, there it was. Who could have made such a mechanism? No one knew as the inhabitants were gone. Where did they go? [...]
24 January 2023
For three days, the North Sea crew studied a new stellar nursery. The science teams cataloged each baby star, determining which would survive and which would be obliterated over time. As fascinating a find as it was, analyzing the data was tedious and taxing. Captain Fawkes oversaw much of the [...]
22 January 2023
“What do you mean I have to retake the survival test?” asked the befuddled Rey. “I’m sorry, Love, but Starfleet records indicated you died. Something about a bear in the outpost?” Charlotte said, reading the report. Rey grumbled under her breath. “Yeah, some arse programmed a bear to [...]
28 August 2022
The Stars at Night (I Heard it Through the Fed-Vine comp entry)
USS North Sea: Comp EntiresI am Mira. I walk in the light with my head held high. My feet travel a dusty road. The stars at night are brilliant and infinite. My eyes turn a billion suns into a milky dew, though in truth each twinkling dot is separated by life times. In the city, only a few of the most vibrant stars appeared. [...]
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