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Tequila Mockingchair

With prizes in tow, one can't make delivery while uncomfortable. One needs a chair that commands respect! That conveys gravitas! That has lumbar support. And apparently there's a scrapyard full of ships with just such chairs. Who's up for some shopping?

Mission Description

With prizes in tow, one can’t make delivery while uncomfortable. One needs a chair that commands respect! That conveys gravitas!

That has lumbar support.

And apparently there’s a scrapyard full of ships with just such chairs. Who’s up for some shopping?

About the Mission

Command
Status
Complete
Total Stories
7
Start Date
21/03/2022
End Date
24/04/2022

23 April 2022

Seriously?

SS Vondem Rose: Tequila Mockingchair

“Seriously?” asked Orelia as she took another picture of Sidda and her recent conquest. “Yes,” replied Sidda. Both of their replies had echoed around the empty bridge of the Vondem Rose, devoid of all life save for the two of them. “I get pictures like these for your fiancée, heck for [...]

18 April 2022

I am in so much trouble…

SS Vondem Rose: Tequila Mockingchair

The bridge of a Manticore-class starship was typically a well-lit and busy space, but for the former Endeavour it was the exact opposite. The only light was what Sidda and Chalmers brought with them on their suits, dead panels iced over with condensed atmosphere reflecting it slightly to give the [...]

11 April 2022

Why'd you wait?

SS Vondem Rose: Tequila Mockingchair

Floating in a pool. Or an oversized bath. Somewhere nice and safe and far less utterly hostile to orionoid life than the void of space. That was where Sidda had decided to cast herself after clenching her eyes shut and clamping her hand right on Revin’s. She’d lasted five minutes before her [...]

29 March 2022

Trust me, I won’t let go

SS Vondem Rose: Tequila Mockingchair

The Void. Fathomless abyss. Inky black nothingness pinpricked with light. Depths that sophonts the galaxy over wrapped themselves in starships and flung themselves through in defiance of the classical laws of physics. In defiance of common bloody sense. All she could see, feel, know was that moment [...]

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