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Part of Bravo Fleet: Shore Leave 2402

USS Olympic

A Fish Out of Water

Doctor Avery Pike doesn't attend social events. Unfortunately, this one isn't optional.

Mission Description

When Captain orders Dr. Pike’s research team to spend the weekend “relaxing” and “bonding”, no one is particularly thrilled – but arguing with Nassar is deemed more dangerous than team therapy.

Pike, whose personality is best described as caustic footnote, brings several medical journals and zero interest inhuman interaction.

Unfortunately, his team has other plans.

About the Mission

Status
Complete
Total Stories
3
Start Date
04/08/2025
End Date
10/08/2025

10 August 2025

Experimental Results

USS Olympic: A Fish Out of Water

Quence knew that cryptic glances and the use of ‘Aves’ weren’t exactly worth his energy to be miffed about. Unfortunately, he was. And more than that – he couldn’t shake the nagging suspicion that the little ‘accidents’ that kept happening weren’t accidents at all. He was almost [...]

8 August 2025

Peer Reviewed

USS Olympic: A Fish Out of Water

It wasn’t Risa. Not even close. Which explained how they’d gotten accommodations on such short notice – even with the whole fleet on shore leave, and them being late to the party. Liraxa IV was neither particularly crowded, nor particularly appealing. Its main attraction was a sprawling [...]

7 August 2025

On the Nature of Superiority

USS Olympic: A Fish Out of Water

Doctor Avery Quence held the cup of coffee beneath his nose, taking a deep whiff, and letting it out. “Ah, perfect as always,” he beamed. “Nothing like it in the galaxy.” He placed the second cup in front of Valdes. The Olympics First Officer had previously expressed a fondness for black [...]

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