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USS Pulsar

These are the Voyages...

The ongoing stories of the USS Pulsar.

Mission Description

The ongoing stories of the USS Pulsar.

About the Mission

Command
USS Pulsar
Status
Complete
Total Stories
7
Start Date
22/03/2025
End Date
04/04/2025

28 March 2025

Fake It 'til You Make It So...

USS Pulsar: These are the Voyages...

The door that separated the bridge from the rest of the ship glided open as Ensign Corwin Adler stepped up to it, allowing him unobstructed entry into the nerve center of the USS Pulsar. The compartment’s sole occupant, a holographic command officer, sat in the exact spot that the young man [...]

27 March 2025

Poached Pride and Fried Nerves

USS Pulsar: These are the Voyages...

A faint chirping sound flooded the spacious compartment, the soft sound growing incrementally louder as the one it intended to rouse lay motionless under the covers of the bed. When the sound went from soft to insistent, the occupant of the bed reached over, eyes still firmly shut, fumbling to find [...]

25 March 2025

Life in the Slow Lane

USS Pulsar: These are the Voyages...

Ensign Corwin Adler stepped through the heavy bulkhead doors that separated the USS Pulsar’s bridge with the rest of the ship, locating the figure of the Emergency Command Hologram that had bid him to report. Because the hologram had his back turned, Corwin wasn’t entirely certain of [...]

25 March 2025

Subroutines for the Soul

USS Pulsar: These are the Voyages...

Ensign Corwin Adler stepped through the door to the small Sickbay aboard the USS Pulsar, expecting to be accosted by a barrage of snide commentary from the holographic resident of the compartment. The silence that greeted him instead was rather jarring. Thanks in part to the small design, Ens. [...]

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