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USS Albion (Archive)

The Devil you Know...

“The Devil doesn’t come dressed in a red cape and pointy horns. He comes as everything you’ve ever wished for.” – Tucker Max

Mission Description

As Starfleet strives to retain its faltering grip on its vast territories and protectorates in the aftermath of the disastrous events of Frontier Day and the socio-political upheavals instigated by the appearance and then cessation of access to The Labyrinth, the USS Albion is dispatched to fly the Federation flag and maintain an oblique representation of power to ensure stability along the Former Demilitarized Zone.

Yet all the while nefarious criminal elements pick away at the very fabric of the borders of Law & Order and a shadowy underworld denizen from her past re-surfaces to demand that Commander Samantha Hyland pay – her dues for an extralegal debt that she doesn’t even know that she had incurred….

About the Mission

Command
Status
Complete
Total Stories
8
Start Date
02/11/2024
End Date
14/12/2024

15 December 2024

The Problem with Spaghettification

USS Albion: The Devil you Know...

When you stray too close to a black hole. You’ll stretch out, just like spaghetti. The effect is euphemistically (and relativisitically) called “Spaghettification.” There are three properties of a black hole that are (in principle) measurable: their mass, their spin (or angular momentum) [...]

10 December 2024

The Sting

USS Albion: The Devil you Know...

It was with some considerable sense of trepidation that Commander Samantha Hyland threaded the borrowed Type-9 Shuttlecraft through the ponderous bulk of wrecked vessels as she made her way from the relative safety of the USS Henry Hudson towards the absolute certainty of danger aboard the faded [...]

10 December 2024

The Wages of Sin

USS Albion: The Devil you Know...

So, didn’t I tell you that things would get ‘interesting’? Far be it for an unreliable – narrator like me to allow myself to indulge in even a moment of self – congratulation, but even the most assiduously mean – spirited amongst us wouldn’t begrudge the opportunity to celebrate a job [...]

7 December 2024

The Ship of the Damned

USS Albion: The Devil you Know...

As soon as the Turbolift doors hissed gently back into their recesses and she stepped out onto the Bridge of the USS Albion, Commander Samantha Hyland knew that something was very wrong… Ostensibly, the vital command and control space (wherein the progress of the vessel was determined and the [...]

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