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USS Sternbach

Portrait of the Sternbach as a Paranoid Starship

The USS Sternbach is travelling through space back to Federation territory when people start acting suspicious -- and being suspicious.

Mission Description

Newly transferred to Starfleet and on the USS Sternbach, Lieutenant Dhae is fascinated by the idea of gossip. The Romulan, always eager to uncover secrets, has organized an elegant dinner party. But everyone on the ship starts acting very suspicious.

About the Mission

Status
In Progress
Total Stories
10
Start Date
15/09/2024

4 November 2024

Part XI

USS Sternbach: Portrait of the Sternbach as a Paranoid Starship

Lieutenant Dhae’s personal log, mandated supplemental entry, stardate [REDACTED]: the situation is returning to normal. [REDACTED] and [REDACTED] have been delivered. I am going to ask Lieutenant Sakar to minimize my actions in this affair when he writes his report. Now I have to [...]

4 November 2024

Part X

USS Sternbach: Portrait of the Sternbach as a Paranoid Starship

Z’Xak sneezed. They had been sneezing for almost half an hour now. It wasn’t a bad sneeze nor an unpleasant sneeze, but Z’Xak knew that it was a biological reaction that did mean something, and as such it should have been addressed. It was technically not a sneeze, as Z’Xak [...]

4 November 2024

Part IX

USS Sternbach: Portrait of the Sternbach as a Paranoid Starship

Lieutenant Dhae’s personal log, mandated supplemental entry, stardate [REDACTED]: the situation is [REDACTED]. Sakar and Dhae extracted Iskander from the Jefferies tube. The human could crawl and walk if guided, but looked stunned otherwise. “Iskander!” exclaimed Dhae when the [...]

4 November 2024

Part VII

USS Sternbach: Portrait of the Sternbach as a Paranoid Starship

Lieutenant al-Kwaritzmi’s personal log, supplemental: I can’t write. What is happening. They are Iskander had rushed to his quarters — his shared quarters, to be fair — and barricaded himself inside. He had, of course, booby-trapped the door to explode in the case that [...]

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