6 February 2025
Idle Hands are the Devil's Playthings
USS Chicago
Lieutenant Asante quietly strode through the dimly lit corridors of the engineering deck, focused on the the diagnostic reports forwarded to him on his PADD. They read the Chicago‘s warp field harmonics had been fluctuating slightly – nothing drastic, but it triggered an automatic alert [...]
Load Time: 1.81 seconds
Total SQL Queries: 90
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