"The major difference between a thing that might go wrong and a thing that cannot possibly go wrong is that when a thing that cannot possibly go wrong goes wrong it usually turns out to be impossible to get at and repair." -Douglas Adams
Nothing is impossible to repair.
The primary task of the USS Fresno under the command of Captain Michael Dart is to perform a supportive and logistical role to Taskforce 72’s mission, with a heavy focus geared towards matters of engineering needs. As such, the current crew roster of the Fresno tends to be those with a heavy background in engineering. Even when it comes to the rest of the roles that are necessary to fulfil the needs of any starship, those with a secondhand background, passing interest, or familiarity with engineering are preferred in order to compliment the ship’s overall assignment.
Content on this command can possibly be rated at up to 222 on the RPG Ratings Scale, per the Bravo Fleet Content Policy. Mild swearing, contextual violence, and limited/romantic sexual interaction may be present. It is intended for audiences (16+).
16 November 2024
USS Fresno
There are regrets in life, and then there’s the soul-deep knowledge that every choice has landed you squarely in fate’s twisted little comedy club. Dren Lor allowed himself a moment to contemplate some of those decisions, now, as he languished in this room with a delirious madman. From the [...]
5 November 2024
Shaken 02: The Purgatory of Insertion
USS Fresno
Michael sank deeper into the torture device they called a coach seat aboard this starliner. Cramped and half numb from the ass down, he counted down to the inevitable; either madness or total leg amputation. He tried to distract himself by going over the events of the past few days again. The [...]
3 November 2024
USS Fresno
The lone Ferengi crouched in a storeroom hunched over a small crate like a deranged Grevidan spider monkey. It was a sad scene, really, as Grek Tok squatted tensely and stared at the short container turned makeshift table top as if it might sprout legs and run right out of the room. If he [...]
24 October 2024
The Shakedown of USS Fresno and Her Crew
USS Fresno
Commander Thalissa Zheen dared to look down towards the one hundred and eighty or so meter drop below and let the thrill wash through her nerves. The jagged edges of stone digging into her fingers were making them feel numb, but there was still a ways to climb yet. The Andorian clung to the [...]
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