DEV BUILD - NOT FOR PUBLIC USE
 

Part of Caireann Station: Task Force 17 – Casperia Sunset and Bravo Fleet: Shore Leave 2402

Cold Hors d’oeuvres and Hot Gossip, pt 1

The Lodge on Casperia Prime
July 2402
0 likes 67 views

There wasn’t room to sit at the bar, so Sanjiv had to content himself with idling behind the other patrons while he waited on his fourth mojito of the night. Normally, he’d strike up a conversation to pass the brief time it took to mix the drink, but tonight he was… jet-lagged. Exhausted. Still loopy. The mojitos probably weren’t helping.

He stood on his toes a moment, trying to get a view over the heads of all the Starfleet officers and other lodge patrons milling through the social mixer. His eyes quickly zeroed in on three waiters with hors d’oeuvre trays: target locked. As soon as the bartender handed him his drink, he was off. He hit up the first waiter with the tray of fancy little crackers, then zig-zagged towards the waiter with the fancy dumplings, and finally swerved to intercept the waiter with the fancy champagne flutes filled with– well, with something fancy, no doubt.

He made no greetings, no chatter, and simply focused on his mission: acquire snacks and bring them back to the little table in the corner where he was camped out with his new buddy and provider of gossip. His arms were stiff as he balanced his drink and the plates of food, so the dishes clattered a bit as he deposited them in front of Saffiya. “I have acquired provisions!” he said, triumphantly flinging his scarf back over his shoulder as he sat down.

“I think I’ve never seen someone dodge any attempt on conversation so skillfully!” Saffiya laughed and reached for–yes, fancy–crackers. Holy shit, they were gooood. A mixture of sweet and savory that was beyond satisfying, and made for a flavor so unique that Saffiya didn’t even think about adding strawberry jam and/or hot sauce.

“I am not avoiding conversation!” Sanjiv objected. He feigned offense with his over-exaggerated movements as he leaned across the table and pointed at his erstwhile roommate. “I am zeroing in on the only one that matters! Now…”

He scanned the room again, picking out faces he didn’t recognize. Which was nearly all of them. “Alright, that Trill over there cannot possibly be a member of this task force. Or Starfleet. He’s too beautiful, he looks like a sculpture. Although, the Andorian also looks like a sculpture, but that’s just because he’s standing like one. Do you know him?”

“Huh?” she asked and followed his gaze and regarded the out-of-place looking Andorian. “Oh, that’s Ishreth Dal, I think. Walks and talks like he has a stick up his butt. The Trill? Captain Ceix.” she lowered her voice. Enough to indicate that she was divulging a secret, but not enough so that the surrounding tables couldn’t possibly hear her. “He’s dating the CO of the Givens. Rescued them from a telepathic lifeforms and everything.”

“Of course he did,” Sanjiv sighed. He shifted in his seat and picked out another face in the crowd for his game of ‘how many Captains can Saffiya name (and has she heard any buzz about them)’. “What about that big fellow with the beard in the sleeveless shirt? Or that other gentleman in the corner who looks old enough to be my father?”

“Uhh..”

Saffiya snatched a dumpling and shoved it into her mouth, then raised a one finger in the universal gesture for ‘hold that thought, I’m mid-chew’. Then she pointed vaguely in the direction of the bearded man, narrowing her eyes as if mentally scrolling through her internal gossip database.

“That’s Aakon Keacen. Commanding the … I have no clue, pretty sure he was transferred recently. And the other one is Captain Traven and probably the only person here who knows what happened to the USS T’Kara…”

She paused for dramatic effect, and to reach for her drink.

Sanjiv choked on his mojito. He quickly brought a cocktail napkin up to his mouth as he wheezed at Saffiya. “What about the T’Kara?” he asked, wondering if he’d misheard.

“I have no idea. I just know the ship vanished? It’s classified. No one tells me anything that has the slightest chance of being confidential, let alone classified.” A pause. “I wonder why.”

Spoiler: Saffiya knew exactly why.

Sanjiv’s laugh turned into another coughing fit as he evicted the last of the mojito from his lungs. “My mentor in the Spacecraft Investigation Bureau worked on the T’Kara. Never could tell me much about it, though. I didn’t have the clearance.”

He leaned forward and studied Traven from afar. “I’d love to talk to him. Not that he could tell me anything. Probably. I’m assuming.”

“Do it.”

Sanjiv took another cautious sip of his mojito. “I think I’ll wait until I’m sober, though.”

“Ugh. Boring.” Saffiya sighed. “But probably wise.”

She glanced at Sanjiv’s drink, made a face because she couldn’t have any, and stole his snacks. Because she was petty.

Sanjiv sighed dramatically and slid his half-eaten champagne flute of custard towards the middle of the table as well, just in case.

Continued in Part Two.

Comments

  • FrameProfile Photo

    Acquiring snacks?! Best. Mission. Evar!! But seriously excellent character development and interaction, this is so fun to read!

    August 8, 2025
  • FrameProfile Photo

    Acquiring snacks?! Best. Mission. Evar!! But seriously excellent character development and interaction, this is so fun to read!

    August 8, 2025

Load Time: 0.2 seconds

Total SQL Queries: 188

2 SELECT wp_posts.* FROM wp_posts INNER JOIN wp_postmeta ON ( wp_posts.ID = wp_postmeta.post_id ) WHERE 1=1 AND ( ( wp_postmeta.meta_key = 'member_user' AND wp_postmeta.meta_value = '2998' ) ) AND wp_posts.post_type = 'member' AND ((wp_posts.post_status = 'publish')) GROUP BY wp_posts.ID ORDER BY wp_posts.post_date DESC
2 SELECT post_id, meta_key, meta_value FROM wp_postmeta WHERE post_id IN (161714) ORDER BY meta_id ASC
1 SELECT post_id, meta_key, meta_value FROM wp_postmeta WHERE post_id IN (156550) ORDER BY meta_id ASC
1 SELECT * FROM wp_posts WHERE ID = 72855 LIMIT 1
1 SELECT * FROM wp_posts WHERE ID = 71794 LIMIT 1
1 SELECT * FROM wp_posts WHERE ID = 76809 LIMIT 1
1 SELECT * FROM wp_posts WHERE ID = 75935 LIMIT 1
1 SELECT post_id, meta_key, meta_value FROM wp_postmeta WHERE post_id IN (74837) ORDER BY meta_id ASC
1 SELECT * FROM wp_posts WHERE ID = 158894 LIMIT 1
1 SELECT post_id, meta_key, meta_value FROM wp_postmeta WHERE post_id IN (158894) ORDER BY meta_id ASC
1 SELECT * FROM wp_posts WHERE ID = 16228 LIMIT 1
1 SELECT * FROM wp_posts WHERE ID = 134774 LIMIT 1
1 SELECT * FROM wp_posts WHERE ID = 147012 LIMIT 1
1 SELECT * FROM wp_posts WHERE ID = 75932 LIMIT 1
1 SELECT * FROM wp_posts WHERE ID = 149532 LIMIT 1
1 SELECT * FROM wp_posts WHERE ID = 149567 LIMIT 1
1 SELECT post_id, meta_key, meta_value FROM wp_postmeta WHERE post_id IN (142138) ORDER BY meta_id ASC
1 SELECT * FROM wp_posts WHERE ID = 144315 LIMIT 1
1 SELECT * FROM wp_posts WHERE ID = 144316 LIMIT 1
1 SELECT * FROM wp_posts WHERE ID = 141745 LIMIT 1
1 SELECT * FROM wp_posts WHERE ID = 54833 LIMIT 1
1 SELECT * FROM wp_posts WHERE ID = 144317 LIMIT 1
1 SELECT * FROM wp_posts WHERE ID = 74768 LIMIT 1
1 SELECT wp_posts.* FROM wp_posts WHERE 1=1 AND wp_posts.post_name = '161714' AND wp_posts.post_type = 'story' ORDER BY wp_posts.post_date DESC
1 SELECT * FROM wp_posts WHERE ID = 144319 LIMIT 1
1 SELECT * FROM wp_posts WHERE ID = 70234 LIMIT 1
1 SELECT * FROM wp_posts WHERE ID = 147435 LIMIT 1
1 SELECT * FROM wp_posts WHERE ID = 147434 LIMIT 1
1 SELECT * FROM wp_posts WHERE ID = 147437 LIMIT 1
1 SELECT * FROM wp_posts WHERE ID = 147438 LIMIT 1
1 SELECT * FROM wp_posts WHERE ID = 147439 LIMIT 1
1 SELECT * FROM wp_posts WHERE ID = 147440 LIMIT 1
1 SELECT post_id, meta_key, meta_value FROM wp_postmeta WHERE post_id IN (127872) ORDER BY meta_id ASC
1 SELECT * FROM wp_posts WHERE ID = 59667 LIMIT 1
1 SELECT * FROM wp_posts WHERE ID = 87428 LIMIT 1
1 SELECT * FROM wp_posts WHERE ID = 99420 LIMIT 1
1 SELECT * FROM wp_posts WHERE ID = 77843 LIMIT 1
1 SELECT * FROM wp_posts WHERE ID = 87489 LIMIT 1
1 SELECT * FROM wp_posts WHERE ID = 69858 LIMIT 1
1 SELECT * FROM wp_posts WHERE ID = 77845 LIMIT 1
1 SELECT * FROM wp_posts WHERE ID = 70229 LIMIT 1
1 SELECT * FROM wp_posts WHERE ID = 83176 LIMIT 1
1 SELECT * FROM wp_posts WHERE ID = 83172 LIMIT 1
1 SELECT * FROM wp_posts WHERE ID = 125687 LIMIT 1
1 SELECT * FROM wp_posts WHERE ID = 83178 LIMIT 1
1 SELECT * FROM wp_posts WHERE ID = 87492 LIMIT 1
1 SELECT post_id, meta_key, meta_value FROM wp_postmeta WHERE post_id IN (76167) ORDER BY meta_id ASC
1 SELECT * FROM wp_posts WHERE ID = 141709 LIMIT 1
1 SELECT * FROM wp_posts WHERE ID = 144318 LIMIT 1
1 SELECT * FROM wp_posts WHERE ID = 151673 LIMIT 1
1 SELECT * FROM wp_posts WHERE ID = 159615 LIMIT 1
1 SELECT * FROM wp_posts WHERE ID = 159746 LIMIT 1
1 SELECT * FROM wp_posts WHERE ID = 160262 LIMIT 1
1 SELECT post_id, meta_key, meta_value FROM wp_postmeta WHERE post_id IN (148519) ORDER BY meta_id ASC
1 SELECT * FROM wp_posts WHERE ID = 4160 LIMIT 1
1 SELECT * FROM wp_posts WHERE ID = 151670 LIMIT 1
1 SELECT * FROM wp_posts WHERE ID = 151671 LIMIT 1
1 SELECT * FROM wp_posts WHERE ID = 151205 LIMIT 1
1 SELECT * FROM wp_posts WHERE ID = 151675 LIMIT 1
1 SELECT * FROM wp_posts WHERE ID = 159740 LIMIT 1
1 SELECT * FROM wp_posts WHERE ID = 151688 LIMIT 1
1 SELECT wp_posts.ID FROM wp_posts WHERE 1=1 AND wp_posts.post_type = 'group_news' AND ((wp_posts.post_status = 'publish')) ORDER BY wp_posts.post_date DESC LIMIT 0, 2
1 SELECT wp_posts.* FROM wp_posts WHERE ID IN (163230,163266)
1 SELECT t.*, tt.*, tr.object_id FROM wp_terms AS t INNER JOIN wp_term_taxonomy AS tt ON t.term_id = tt.term_id INNER JOIN wp_term_relationships AS tr ON tr.term_taxonomy_id = tt.term_taxonomy_id WHERE tt.taxonomy IN ('group_news_category') AND tr.object_id IN (163230, 163266) ORDER BY t.name ASC
1 SELECT post_id, meta_key, meta_value FROM wp_postmeta WHERE post_id IN (163230,163266) ORDER BY meta_id ASC
1 SELECT wp_posts.ID FROM wp_posts INNER JOIN wp_postmeta ON ( wp_posts.ID = wp_postmeta.post_id ) INNER JOIN wp_postmeta AS mt1 ON ( wp_posts.ID = mt1.post_id ) WHERE 1=1 AND ( ( wp_postmeta.meta_key = 'event_status' AND wp_postmeta.meta_value = 'In Progress' ) AND ( mt1.meta_key = 'event_type' AND mt1.meta_value = 'fleet_action' ) ) AND wp_posts.post_type = 'events' AND ((wp_posts.post_status = 'publish')) GROUP BY wp_posts.ID ORDER BY wp_posts.post_title DESC LIMIT 0, 1
1 SELECT * FROM wp_posts WHERE ID = 49761 LIMIT 1
1 SELECT * FROM wp_posts WHERE ID = 16756 LIMIT 1
1 SELECT ID, post_name, post_parent, post_type FROM wp_posts WHERE post_name IN ('donate') AND post_type IN ('page','attachment')
1 SELECT * FROM wp_posts WHERE ID = 159739 LIMIT 1
1 SELECT * FROM wp_posts WHERE ID = 159747 LIMIT 1
1 SELECT post_id, meta_key, meta_value FROM wp_postmeta WHERE post_id IN (159778) ORDER BY meta_id ASC
1 SELECT * FROM wp_posts WHERE ID = 159830 LIMIT 1
1 SELECT * FROM wp_posts WHERE ID = 149756 LIMIT 1
1 SELECT * FROM wp_posts WHERE ID = 150131 LIMIT 1
1 SELECT * FROM wp_posts WHERE ID = 149884 LIMIT 1
1 SELECT * FROM wp_posts WHERE ID = 155254 LIMIT 1
1 SELECT * FROM wp_posts WHERE ID = 157758 LIMIT 1
1 SELECT * FROM wp_posts WHERE ID = 149886 LIMIT 1
1 SELECT post_id, meta_key, meta_value FROM wp_postmeta WHERE post_id IN (159887) ORDER BY meta_id ASC
1 SELECT * FROM wp_posts WHERE ID = 159771 LIMIT 1
1 SELECT * FROM wp_posts WHERE ID = 160853 LIMIT 1
1 SELECT * FROM wp_posts WHERE ID = 159505 LIMIT 1
1 SELECT * FROM wp_posts WHERE ID = 160850 LIMIT 1
1 SELECT * FROM wp_posts WHERE ID = 159828 LIMIT 1
1 SELECT * FROM wp_posts WHERE ID = 161382 LIMIT 1
1 SELECT * FROM wp_posts WHERE ID = 159820 LIMIT 1
1 SELECT * FROM wp_posts WHERE ID = 160852 LIMIT 1
1 SELECT * FROM wp_posts WHERE ID = 160851 LIMIT 1
1 SELECT * FROM wp_posts WHERE ID = 160129 LIMIT 1
1 SELECT * FROM wp_posts WHERE ID = 159825 LIMIT 1
1 SELECT post_id, meta_key, meta_value FROM wp_postmeta WHERE post_id IN (159733) ORDER BY meta_id ASC
1 SELECT * FROM wp_posts WHERE ID = 78552 LIMIT 1
1 SELECT * FROM wp_posts WHERE ID = 147442 LIMIT 1
1 SELECT * FROM wp_posts WHERE ID = 147444 LIMIT 1
1 SELECT * FROM wp_posts WHERE ID = 159983 LIMIT 1
1 SELECT * FROM wp_posts WHERE ID = 126081 LIMIT 1
1 SELECT * FROM wp_posts WHERE ID = 95082 LIMIT 1
1 SELECT * FROM wp_posts WHERE ID = 123741 LIMIT 1
1 SELECT * FROM wp_posts WHERE ID = 144038 LIMIT 1
1 SELECT * FROM wp_posts WHERE ID = 141206 LIMIT 1
1 SELECT * FROM wp_posts WHERE ID = 146899 LIMIT 1
1 SELECT * FROM wp_posts WHERE ID = 135651 LIMIT 1
1 SELECT * FROM wp_posts WHERE ID = 136019 LIMIT 1
1 SELECT meta_id FROM wp_postmeta WHERE meta_key = 'views' AND post_id = 161714
1 SELECT * FROM wp_posts WHERE ID = 123658 LIMIT 1
1 SHOW FULL COLUMNS FROM `wp_postmeta`
1 UPDATE `wp_postmeta` SET `meta_value` = '67' WHERE `post_id` = 161714 AND `meta_key` = 'views'
1 SELECT post_id, meta_key, meta_value FROM wp_postmeta WHERE post_id IN (139073) ORDER BY meta_id ASC
1 SELECT * FROM wp_posts WHERE ID = 149523 LIMIT 1
1 SELECT wp_posts.ID FROM wp_posts INNER JOIN wp_postmeta ON ( wp_posts.ID = wp_postmeta.post_id ) WHERE 1=1 AND ( ( wp_postmeta.meta_key = 'member_user' AND wp_postmeta.meta_value = '2998' ) ) AND wp_posts.post_type = 'member' AND ((wp_posts.post_status = 'publish')) GROUP BY wp_posts.ID ORDER BY wp_posts.post_date DESC LIMIT 0, 1
1 SELECT post_id, meta_key, meta_value FROM wp_postmeta WHERE post_id IN (149523) ORDER BY meta_id ASC
1 SELECT * FROM wp_posts WHERE ID = 157770 LIMIT 1
1 SELECT post_id, meta_key, meta_value FROM wp_postmeta WHERE post_id IN (157770) ORDER BY meta_id ASC
1 SELECT * FROM wp_posts WHERE ID = 157072 LIMIT 1
1 SELECT * FROM wp_posts WHERE ID = 147200 LIMIT 1
1 SELECT * FROM wp_posts WHERE ID = 123654 LIMIT 1
1 SELECT * FROM wp_posts WHERE ID = 127872 LIMIT 1
1 SELECT post_id, meta_key, meta_value FROM wp_postmeta WHERE post_id IN (159583) ORDER BY meta_id ASC
1 SELECT * FROM wp_users WHERE ID = '2222' LIMIT 1
1 SELECT user_id, meta_key, meta_value FROM wp_usermeta WHERE user_id IN (2222) ORDER BY umeta_id ASC
1 SELECT * FROM wp_posts WHERE ID = 159583 LIMIT 1
1 SELECT * FROM wp_posts WHERE ID = 74837 LIMIT 1
1 SELECT * FROM wp_posts WHERE ID = 104789 LIMIT 1
1 SELECT wp_posts.ID FROM wp_posts WHERE 1=1 AND wp_posts.post_type = 'acf-field' AND ((wp_posts.post_status = 'publish')) AND wp_posts.post_excerpt = '_validate_email' ORDER BY wp_posts.menu_order ASC, wp_posts.post_title ASC LIMIT 0, 1
1 SELECT * FROM wp_users WHERE ID = '2998' LIMIT 1
1 SELECT user_id, meta_key, meta_value FROM wp_usermeta WHERE user_id IN (2998) ORDER BY umeta_id ASC
1 SELECT * FROM wp_posts WHERE ID = 158973 LIMIT 1
1 SELECT * FROM wp_posts WHERE ID = 95081 LIMIT 1
1 SELECT * FROM wp_posts WHERE ID = 153220 LIMIT 1
1 SELECT wp_posts.* FROM wp_posts INNER JOIN wp_postmeta ON ( wp_posts.ID = wp_postmeta.post_id ) WHERE 1=1 AND ( ( wp_postmeta.meta_key = 'member_user' AND wp_postmeta.meta_value = '0' ) ) AND wp_posts.post_type = 'member' AND ((wp_posts.post_status = 'publish')) GROUP BY wp_posts.ID ORDER BY wp_posts.post_date DESC
1 SELECT post_id, meta_key, meta_value FROM wp_postmeta WHERE post_id IN (153220) ORDER BY meta_id ASC
1 SELECT * FROM wp_posts WHERE ID = 130414 LIMIT 1
1 SELECT * FROM wp_posts WHERE ID = 130416 LIMIT 1
1 SELECT * FROM wp_posts WHERE ID = 145514 LIMIT 1
1 SELECT * FROM wp_posts WHERE ID = 101327 LIMIT 1
1 SELECT * FROM wp_posts WHERE ID = 91259 LIMIT 1
1 SELECT * FROM wp_posts WHERE ID = 137088 LIMIT 1
1 SELECT * FROM wp_posts WHERE ID = 125947 LIMIT 1
1 SELECT * FROM wp_posts WHERE ID = 76167 LIMIT 1
1 SELECT * FROM wp_posts WHERE ID = 133391 LIMIT 1
1 SELECT * FROM wp_posts WHERE ID = 65000 LIMIT 1
1 SELECT * FROM wp_posts WHERE ID = 60418 LIMIT 1
1 SELECT * FROM wp_posts WHERE ID = 83170 LIMIT 1
1 SELECT * FROM wp_posts WHERE ID = 69960 LIMIT 1
1 SELECT * FROM wp_posts WHERE ID = 87490 LIMIT 1
1 SELECT * FROM wp_posts WHERE ID = 83166 LIMIT 1
1 SELECT * FROM wp_posts WHERE ID = 69961 LIMIT 1
1 SELECT * FROM wp_posts WHERE ID = 83174 LIMIT 1
1 SELECT * FROM wp_posts WHERE ID = 94197 LIMIT 1
1 SELECT * FROM wp_posts WHERE ID = 83168 LIMIT 1
1 SELECT * FROM wp_posts WHERE ID = 65001 LIMIT 1
1 SELECT * FROM wp_posts WHERE ID = 70228 LIMIT 1
1 SELECT * FROM wp_posts WHERE ID = 70236 LIMIT 1
1 SELECT * FROM wp_posts WHERE ID = 129903 LIMIT 1
1 SELECT * FROM wp_posts WHERE ID = 129905 LIMIT 1
1 SELECT * FROM wp_posts WHERE ID = 129906 LIMIT 1
1 SELECT * FROM wp_posts WHERE ID = 129908 LIMIT 1
1 SELECT * FROM wp_posts WHERE ID = 133383 LIMIT 1
1 SELECT * FROM wp_posts WHERE ID = 133384 LIMIT 1
1 SELECT * FROM wp_posts WHERE ID = 133385 LIMIT 1
1 SELECT * FROM wp_posts WHERE ID = 87487 LIMIT 1
1 SELECT * FROM wp_posts WHERE ID = 59349 LIMIT 1
1 SELECT * FROM wp_posts WHERE ID = 156550 LIMIT 1
1 SELECT * FROM wp_posts WHERE ID = 146959 LIMIT 1
1 SELECT * FROM wp_posts WHERE ID = 142138 LIMIT 1
1 SELECT * FROM wp_posts WHERE ID = 159778 LIMIT 1
1 SELECT * FROM wp_posts WHERE ID = 159887 LIMIT 1
1 SELECT * FROM wp_posts WHERE ID = 159733 LIMIT 1
1 SELECT * FROM wp_posts WHERE ID = 148519 LIMIT 1
1 SELECT post_id, meta_key, meta_value FROM wp_postmeta WHERE post_id IN (157072) ORDER BY meta_id ASC
1 SELECT * FROM wp_posts WHERE ID = 146889 LIMIT 1
1 SELECT * FROM wp_posts WHERE ID = 146954 LIMIT 1
1 SELECT * FROM wp_posts WHERE ID = 161460 LIMIT 1
1 SELECT * FROM wp_posts WHERE ID = 146952 LIMIT 1
1 SELECT post_id, meta_key, meta_value FROM wp_postmeta WHERE post_id IN (125947) ORDER BY meta_id ASC
1 SELECT * FROM wp_posts WHERE ID = 147206 LIMIT 1
1 SELECT * FROM wp_posts WHERE ID = 53582 LIMIT 1
1 SELECT * FROM wp_posts WHERE ID = 162542 LIMIT 1
1 SELECT * FROM wp_posts WHERE ID = 160005 LIMIT 1
1 SELECT * FROM wp_posts WHERE ID = 94712 LIMIT 1
1 SELECT post_id, meta_key, meta_value FROM wp_postmeta WHERE post_id IN (104789) ORDER BY meta_id ASC
1 SELECT * FROM wp_posts WHERE ID = 104856 LIMIT 1
1 SELECT post_id, meta_key, meta_value FROM wp_postmeta WHERE post_id IN (104856) ORDER BY meta_id ASC
1 SELECT * FROM wp_posts WHERE ID = 16455 LIMIT 1
1 SELECT * FROM wp_posts WHERE ID = 12371 LIMIT 1