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Coffee, Chaos… and Clowns

Description

Your ship has had an encounter with some form of trickster alien. Thankfully, whatever it was seemed to have moved on.

No harm, no foul.

At least, that’s what was thought last night.

This morning, the replicators aren’t dispensing coffee. At least, they are, but it’s having… an odd effect on the crew.

They’ve turned into clowns. Red noses, big shoes, flowers that squirt water… the whole works.

The entirety of alpha shift is affected and you’ve been drafted in to deal with whatever is going on.

Whether you’re dealing with a crowd of clowns rampaging through deck four, or dealing with the captain making balloon animals on the bridge, you’re in contact with your friends who are all dealing with similar issues and you’re keeping each other updated on twitter. 

Create a series of tweets, detailing your adventures and frustrations during the coffee and clown chaos. 

Click here to create tweets: https://www.tweetgen.com/

Criteria

  • Your entry should contain at least 5 tweets and no more than 15
  • Entries should feature the image(s) that the Tweetgen platform creates.
  • You should mention which department / senior officer is affected and which situation you are dealing with.
  • Winners will be selected on adherence to the prompt, humour, and inventiveness.

Winners

Submissions

User Content Date Entry
Aaslin Braim (#1225)

Da-da dididi-dundun-dundun...

2024-09-02 15:45:55
Clara Myers (#1638)

N/A

 2024-08-22 23:07:49
Alexandria Mitchell (#2266)

That was a blast.. loved it!!

 2024-08-22 03:17:09
Nathan Hawthorne (#2199)

All images uploaded

2024-08-21 23:44:49

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