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Joe

Pygmy Beluga Male

(He/him/fishes)

Character Information

Rank & Address

Lieutenant Commander Joe

Assignment

USS Blythe

Nickname

Joe

Born

Joeeeheheheheh murf splurtleflurg

2352

Oceania 4

Summary

USS Blythes second officer. First cetacean to ever command a starship in starfleet. He is a one of the longest serving cetacean ops officer in the 4th Fleet. His voice comes through the universal translator sounding an awful lost like the ancient Earth actor known as Christopher Walken.

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