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Edward Ford

Human Male

(He/him)

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Character Information

Rank & Address

Chief Petty Officer Ford

Assignment

Logistics Chief
 USS Blythe

Nickname

Eddie

Born

2371

Some freighter

Played By

Traan (ID: 3099)

Summary

One of 3 survivors of the Blythes original crew. He and 2 others found themselves as the last ones alive aboard their crippled vessel that ls hull had somehow become ionically welded to the side of a large Type H asteroid(duranium composite). They survived eating emergency rations and scavenging what they could from former crew members quarters.

Appearance

6′ tall, dark haired. Dad bod.

Personality

To be honest, he is a total goof. He has a few redeeming qualities that percolate to the surface from time to time, but they are quickly overshadowed by how much of a  persistent douchebag he can actually be. For some unknown reason there are a few people who actually consider him a friend regardless of how much or how often he proves himself to be morally bankrupt and eithically misguided on monumental levels. He is selfish and sees his subordinates as essentially slave labor while one duty

History

Scorched earth behind him. And only earth that’s yet to be scorched in front of him. He is a dumpster fire of a human being.

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